December 2010
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Harry Potter Fact:Rowling has said she almost...
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CLASSIC DISNEY ———————————————- [x] 101 Dalmatians (1961) [x] Alice in Wonderland (1951) [x] Bambi (1942) [x] Cinderella (1950) [x] Dumbo (1941) [x] Fantasia (1940) [x] Lady and the Tramp (1955) [x] Mary Poppins (1964) [x] Peter Pan (1953) [x] Pinocchio (1940) [x] Sleeping Beauty (1959) [x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) [] Song of the South (1946) DISNEY’S DARK AGE ———————————————- [x]...
Dec 28th
Me: Hello sir! Can I get you anything? Customer: Yeah… Carol, right? Me: No, I’m Liz. Customer: Oh… *leaves* Me: 
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Coworker: If you’re not good, Santa’s not going to bring you any presents. Me: Santa already came to my house. I’m going to be up all night guarding the tree in case he tries to take them back.
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that awkward moment after you finish reading a...
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anotherstranger:youngwallflower: Turn up the heat and your wallpaper starts to blossom. Here where the radiator is off… …. and now on. Pictures: Show people how you feel by touching the painting. Calendar: The ink fades away with the day
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Why I hate being single in...
nerdpower-: Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?” Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.” Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?” Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…” Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?” Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
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That awkward moment when you walk past a mirror...
prongs227: lickingdoorknobs: caryrulesyourworld: I’m always like DAMN, WHO IS THAT FLYASS MOTHERFUCKER. and then i’m like OH LOL IT’S JUST ME WITH MY AWESOMENESS EXUDING FROM EVERY PART OF MY BODY.
Dec 13th
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I smelled my ex’s cologne at work yesterday, and it wouldn’t get out of my nostrils for at least two minutes. It hurt to exist for those two minutes. 
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mrsapollo19: mean girls quotes are hilarious in any context.
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“The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving...”
– Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel) (via whatthefawkes)
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