December 2010
Harry Potter Fact:Rowling has said she almost...
CLASSIC DISNEY ———————————————- [x] 101 Dalmatians (1961) [x] Alice in Wonderland (1951) [x] Bambi (1942) [x] Cinderella (1950) [x] Dumbo (1941) [x] Fantasia (1940) [x] Lady and the Tramp (1955) [x] Mary Poppins (1964) [x] Peter Pan (1953) [x] Pinocchio (1940) [x] Sleeping Beauty (1959) [x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) [] Song of the South (1946) DISNEY’S DARK AGE ———————————————- [x]...
Me: Hello sir! Can I get you anything?
Customer: Yeah… Carol, right?
Me: No, I’m Liz.
Customer: Oh… *leaves*
Me:
Coworker: If you’re not good, Santa’s not going to bring you any presents.
Me: Santa already came to my house. I’m going to be up all night guarding the tree in case he tries to take them back.
that awkward moment after you finish reading a...
-ahmusic:
anotherstranger:youngwallflower:
Turn up the heat and your wallpaper starts to blossom. Here where the radiator is off…
…. and now on.
Pictures:
Show people how you feel by touching the painting.
Calendar:
The ink fades away with the day
Why I hate being single in...
nerdpower-:
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”
Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”
Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
That awkward moment when you walk past a mirror...
prongs227:
lickingdoorknobs:
caryrulesyourworld:
I’m always like
DAMN, WHO IS THAT FLYASS MOTHERFUCKER.
and then i’m like OH LOL IT’S JUST ME WITH MY AWESOMENESS EXUDING FROM EVERY PART OF MY BODY.
I smelled my ex’s cologne at work yesterday, and it wouldn’t get out of my nostrils for at least two minutes. It hurt to exist for those two minutes.
mrsapollo19:
mean girls quotes are hilarious in any context.
The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving...
– Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel) (via whatthefawkes)